What would happen if you ran over a ninja?
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My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?” How the hell do I respond to that?
===”He must not have been a ninja.”===
====That’s what he wanted you to think. Right up until your car falls in half a mile down the road.====
====Most likely some guy in pajamas but definitely not a ninja====
====at the very least, a very bad ninja.====
====more like a nonja.====
====Or maybe his dad was just a better ninja.====
====Perhaps he was a Ninja Pirate — that would explain the bad eyesight use of only one leg when avoiding the car. Additionally since Pirates spend their time at sea, this would explain why few Ninja Pirates are killed in boating accidents.====
=====are you suggesting sir, that a pirate would or could somehow mate with a ninja to create a ninja/pirate? If you are.. how dare you sir. How dare you!=====
===He might have fallen victim to the inverse ninja rule, which states that up to three ninjas are badass, but as the number of ninjas increases they eventually become nothing more than cannon fodder.===
====lies… 4 ninjas is the perfect number of ninjas. proof: ninjas of the teenage mutant turtle varietal====
====Only because they’re always fighting hoards of ninjas from the foot clan. BUT by the time they get to Shredder, he’s the only one left standing and he kicks their ass, until Master Splinter gets involved.====
===It’s like the “No True Scotsman” logical fallacy, but true.===
====We’ll call it the No True Ninja constant.====
===A ninja and a ninja have a fight. Who wins?===
====The ninja does.====